The Dog Who Betrayed…..
Well, they say Dog is a man’s best friend... Its not true always, I found out the hard way… I had a dog in my life, who was supposedly my Best Friend, at some point of time. But this is just a fun post, so no hard feelings.
I know I had promised to write a post on Two Super Human personalities. But felt like writing this post first...
As you all know the thing with dogs - the more you feed them, the more they expect from you. The same happened to me. For four loooong years, this bloody dog remained with me as my friend, always expecting me to feed him, which I did. But I guess he didn’t watch “Teri Meharbaniyaan”. He had used me in whichever way possible. Although I didn’t expect anything from this dog, but I just have had enough with his doggy ways. I’ll jot down some of his traits….
1. Modest
This is perhaps the only dog on this planet who is ultra cocky about himself. For him, he’s the royal prince, whose orders everyone should obey. He’s possesses the highest IQ and can solve every problem in the world. Those who know him know what I mean.
2. Punctual
You wont find someone who values time more than he does. His watch is always 20 minutes ahead of IST. So you would expect him to be there well before time. And so you would. Only that you’ll find him entering class, 20 minutes before the class…. The NEXT class.
3. Down to Earth
He is very polite and cooperative to talk to. One cannot find someone more modest than him. All he can talk is Him, Him, and Him. Actually, according to his theory, 99.9% girls go gaga over him. After all, he’s the hunka-hunka guy…oops, dog I mean… He’ll tell tales of how girls follow him, call him and even propose him… Wow.. Lucky him, hehehe.
4. …………….
Could not find a suitable title. Well, he’s a day scholar and a hosteller. Don’t get confused, he has three houses in Patiala but still lives in a hostel. Obviously, his parents wont let him live alone in the house, God knows what this Dog will do when let loose.
5. @#&%!!&^*
His speech is so impressive. You’ll be left in awe. His English is so poor, even a beggar would speak better than him. He’s so cheap that he steals used practical files for doing his rough work. Don’t know if its rough or fair, both seem the same to me. And his knowledge!!! No comparisons. Wires connecting different hardware in a PC are know as Operating System.
After meeting him, you’ll find out why he’s the most generous, the most courteous dog. He wont empty his pocket for anything, for he never has anything in his pockets. You’ll find his wallet completely empty, with only an ATM card. If he has nobody to feed him, he’ll go to the ATM, get four rupees, take a lift from a cyclist, go and eat is toungue licking Hemburger. If I had kept count, then probably he owes me at least one thousand bucks.
I am sure you people are very keen to see what exactly this THING is. Well, all I can say is that if you are a Thaparian, just go to someone’s birthday party, you’ll find him there. No sir, his standards are not so low that he’ll eat leftovers and clean plates. He’ll be wagging his tail and eating human food for free. Well, that’s him.
And I forgot to mention one thing. His first and last love… MAGNETS
Confused??? Don’t be. Its simple. Magnets have two poles.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
posted by Hardeep @ 5:28 AM
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