The Smiling Assassins
Well this post has been inspired by reading Daman and Suneet's blogs about their professors. So i decided why not write something about a few of our "Great Ones". But before i do, kindly pay your tributes to the great men and women who have survived these monsters. Who, in the face of adversity, stood their ground and defended their lives with everything they had. They are like those gallant soldiers who, in the line of fire, are attacked by their own general. And in the midst of all this, they will not lay a finger on him because of the respect they have for him.Most of you have heard about the faculty of Electrical in Thapar. Trust me, they live up to those expectations very well. In fact, surpass them. The first one to teach me was SKJ in first sem. Although in the beginning he was the laughing stock of the class, he came back with a vengeance. Noone expected him to be so shrewd and manipulative. From being a bhola bhala sa gaon ka chhora to a thaparian-eating street mongrel, he could switch personality free at will. Anamagus, i suppose. Kachra kahin ka!!
In the third sem we had to face the wrath of two “Yoddhas”. One of them didn’t show up on his first lecture, other never took a single leave in the entire semester. You must have guessed them now. THE YKC and PSB. I’ll talk about them one at a time, they are two much two handle.
M/s THE YKC is a very graceful personality. THE Walks like a supermodel. And dresses like a waiter. He is a born genius, who entertains all the while. He is a very gifted personality. Teaching comes THE naturally to him. Those who have been taught by him know how correct I am. He never looses his temper in the classroom. But he makes sure he leaves THE no score unsettled. The evidence can be seen in the results. That is why he is the true smiling assassin. Poor Bhu even had a dream in which THE man detained him on attendance basis. Pity he wasn’t. But one characteristic of his needs a very special mention. His THE grammar. It is really one of a kind. Immaculate. He uses THE against almost every Noun, Verb and Adjective. And poor instru had to be with him for 5 hours on Thursdays. How THE enviable!!! He he.
Next in the line is the grrrreeeeaaaaat PSB, jiski goonj se saara room kaamp jaata tha. He was short, fat, strict but nice. Was a very punctual man, always on time. I’d like to mention a very nice incident with him. We all had decided to bunk his lecture because monkey had advised us so. All but four guys, including aloo and SS. PSB’s ego got hurt and he said that he will detain all those who bunked. But on seeing our innocent and harmless faces, he reduced our penalty and freed us for one whole week. We all were celebrating when we found out that our joy was short lived. Apparently, he told other assassins about our precious achievement and we could see a transition in their behaviour and probably our results also. We could feel the aftereffects in the next semester also. But you must be thinking how perfect this man is. Wait till you read further. He had an extraordinarily strong memory. He remembered every student by his name and face. Everyone except ****** (no pun intended). His lectures and tutorials were great fun. He always used to ask – “******, who is ******?”. AV don’t mind. Neways, who cares.
I wished I could tell you about two more assassins. But seeing the length of the post and the condition of the reader in mind, I guess I’ll write about them in the next post. The burden may be too much for our dear readers to take at one go. One of them is Mrs. Ravana and other is Mr. Duryodhana . Why I have used this comparison for the latter I’ll tell in next post. Be prepared (and armed if necessary) for that post... He he. Bye. Tc.
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